VLAD the Arrogant Surfer
      says:

"DON'T BE A NEWBIE
ALL YOUR LIFE!"

"OPTIMIZE YOUR BROWSER !"

While it is painfully clear to me, and to all right-thinking supercillious webaholics like me, the pitiably uninitiated may not see the point:

YOUR BROWSER AND OPERATING SYSTEM COME WITH DEFAULT SETTINGS DESIGNED FOR IDIOTS. DON'T REMAIN ONE! CUSTOMIZE YOUR SETTINGS TO REFLECT YOUR INDIVIDUALITY! OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF REMAINING A CORPORATE STOOGE!

  • LOW SELF-ESTEEM
  • DERISION OF CO-WORKERS, FRIENDS, SIGNIFICANT OTHER and ME!
  • OPTICAL FATIGUE
  • INSIDIOUS PROPENSITY TO FOLLOW ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION
Stop Me Before I Bongo Again!